My own personal comedians!

It is oh so very true that kids can say some pretty hilarious things. Since they are incredibly honest it can make for some pretty interesting and exciting conversations.  We enjoy asking our kids questions about life when they get older and seeing what their responses are. I try to write down as many of them as possible so that they can hear how they made me laugh on an everyday basis.  Lately Joshua has been cracking me up the most! His growing little mind sure has a TON of funny thoughts! So I thought I should give everyone a good laugh and share some of them!

*The other day as we're driving to school Isaiah shares with me that Joshua does not want to get married! Being the ladies man that he is I thought hmmmm, something can't be right about that statement. So I ask him "Joshua do you really not want to get married?", he says "I can't get married Momma", "Why not?" " Because if I get married I will have to drive my wife around in her car and I don't know how to drive!" After a good laugh and an explanation that before he gets married he will indeed know how to drive before he has to drive his lady around all has been solved and Joshua is very ready to get married! LOL

*You will see that Joshua talks a lot about getting married. This next statement about made me pee my pants. I have no clue how he could have even thought of it. Jeremy has a BB gun that he keeps under the bed to use to scare of intruders. There is nothing at all in it so not like it will do anything but hopefully he shadow will scare away intruders. Anywho, as I'm getting ready Joshua brings it into the bathroom and says ,"here ya go Momma, Daddy got this when you fell in love and got married!" LOL, LOL, LOL!  Way to go honey, he already knows what to be prepared for !

*The last one was today after church when he announced that he was marrying a princess! He would make her feel special by buying her jewelry, make up and a tiara! He would also tell her he loves her and kiss her a lot! I about cried! But the best part came when we went back to the car discussion and how he was going to have money to provide a car for his princess bride. He says, "oh yeah I need money." "How do you get money?"  "I'm gonna get $1,000 dollars, I'm gonna find it on the floor!" LOL Tomorrow I plan to search the entire house to find the $1,000 before he does! LOL

I hope you all had a good laugh! I love how kids just speak what's on their mind! After all they are my kids, what else would you expect! LOL